10 easy steps to get fired!

• Tell your boss that you have Swine Flu and the Virus spreads through LAN!

• Whisper sheepishly into ur boss’ ears “I’ve got two tickets for a movie”.

• Ask him to outsource the project from a bunch of college kids for Rs. 10000.

• Tell him about the adventures you had in the previous company by escaping with confidential documents.

• Shout out loudly in the office “No! My PL doesn’t watch porn!”

• Tell him how comfortable your Cotton undies are!

• Ask him if he needs assistance in wearing supporter at the office Gym!

• Tell him the story about how you shot your professor mercilessly because he wont give you good grades!

• Drop in at the Boss’ house to tell his Wife/Daughter how superbly he handles his female resources at work!

• Post a snap of your Boss’ salary slip on Facebook and tag your Boss! Don’t forget to add this caption: “My Ambition in Life!”